“Now listen close—you’ll want to come prepared for this leg of the journey. Bring along something sturdy for diggin’, wear good shoes fit for rough ground, and don’t forget a compass—you’ll be needin’ it.

Start by parking at the end of the road out yonder. From there, head west on foot ’til you reach a large wooden crate—can’t miss it. Once there, turn yourself southwest and keep walkin’—should be about fifty paces or so, give or take.

Keep your eyes peeled to the right. When you spot a patch of tall weeds dressed in purple flowers, you’re close. Look near the stake planted there—and start diggin’. What you’re lookin’ for ain’t far beneath the surface.”
– John Shuman